details: 'tfw no gf'

General information

• name: BNet
• type: Ladder team game (AT/RT)
• host: Battle.net
• saver: KnifeInTheBack
• 
  map: FullScaleAssault
• players: 8
• length: 34:03
• speed: Fast
• version: 1.26 W3XP
• replay type: Public
• 
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Players

team 1

(loser)

» meowmeowmi (blue | 64 APM | 1998 actions | 31:24)

7 Archmage

3 Summon Water Elemental
3 Brilliance Aura
1 Mass Teleport

» actions

Assign group hotkey	39
Basic commands	2
Build / train	102
Enter build submenu	34
Enter hero's abilities submenu	7
Give item / drop item	2
Remove unit from queue	6
Right click	697
Select / deselect	516
Select group hotkey	507
Use ability	86

1998 total

» units

Peasant	17
Footman	6
Giant Sea Turtle	1
Rifleman	6
Sorceress	6
Mortar Team	4
Flying Machine	9

49 total

» upgrades

Lumber Harvesting	2
Masonry	1
Gunpowder	3
Armor	2
Fragmentation Shards	1
Sorceress Training	1
Long Rifles	1
Flak Cannons	1
Flying Machine Bombs	1

13 total

» buildings

Farm	11
Barracks	1
Altar of Kings	1
Lumber Mill	1
Town Hall	3
Keep	2
Scout Tower	5
Guard Tower	6
Arcane Vault	2
Blacksmith	1
Castle	1
Arcane Sanctum	1
Workshop	4

39 total

» build order

00:25 Farm
00:38 Barracks
00:55 Altar of Kings
01:03 Farm
01:26 Lumber Mill
01:47 Farm
02:28 Farm
04:47 Town Hall
04:55 Keep
05:01 Scout Tower
05:21 Scout Tower
05:47 Guard Tower
05:49 Scout Tower
05:50 Guard Tower
05:55 Farm
06:03 Arcane Vault
07:09 Guard Tower
07:13 Farm
07:17 Blacksmith
07:20 Castle
07:57 Arcane Sanctum
08:34 Workshop
08:38 Workshop
08:42 Workshop
08:53 Workshop
09:34 Farm
10:25 Farm
11:04 Arcane Vault
11:54 Scout Tower
12:11 Farm
12:35 Guard Tower
12:37 Scout Tower
13:06 Farm
13:14 Guard Tower
13:14 Guard Tower
15:31 Farm
17:24 Town Hall
22:14 Keep
30:02 Town Hall

» items

Boots of Speed	1
Scroll of Regeneration	7
Lesser Clarity Potion	2
Orb of Lightning	1
Potion of Healing	2
Scroll of Town Portal	3
Mechanical Critter	1

17 total

Blah (green | 48 APM | 1485 actions | 31:05)

5 Goblin Tinker

3 Pocket Factory
2 Engineering Upgrade

» actions

Assign group hotkey	18
Build / train	99
ESC pressed	3
Enter build submenu	62
Enter hero's abilities submenu	5
Right click	493
Select / deselect	356
Select group hotkey	331
Use ability	117

1485 total

» units

Peasant	19
Goblin Shredder	2
Goblin Zeppelin	8
Siege Engine	13

42 total

» upgrades

Masonry	3
Magic Sentry	1
Gunpowder	3
Barrage	1
Plating	3

11 total

» buildings

Altar of Kings	2
Farm	16
Arcane Vault	1
Lumber Mill	1
Town Hall	2
Keep	1
Scout Tower	31
Blacksmith	1
Guard Tower	25
Castle	1
Arcane Sanctum	1
Workshop	3

85 total

» build order

00:09 Altar of Kings
00:10 Farm
00:36 Arcane Vault
01:01 Farm
01:23 Farm
02:09 Lumber Mill
04:40 Town Hall
04:53 Keep
05:53 Scout Tower
07:11 Blacksmith
07:15 Farm
07:19 Scout Tower
07:20 Guard Tower
07:49 Castle
07:52 Arcane Sanctum
07:56 Scout Tower
07:57 Guard Tower
08:52 Guard Tower
08:53 Scout Tower
09:03 Workshop
09:04 Workshop
09:21 Scout Tower
09:29 Guard Tower
09:32 Scout Tower
10:08 Guard Tower
10:11 Scout Tower
10:18 Guard Tower
10:20 Scout Tower
10:22 Workshop
10:37 Farm
10:54 Scout Tower
10:55 Guard Tower
11:05 Scout Tower
11:07 Guard Tower
11:32 Farm
12:14 Town Hall
12:18 Scout Tower
12:20 Scout Tower
12:21 Scout Tower
12:22 Scout Tower
12:28 Scout Tower
13:14 Farm
13:16 Scout Tower
13:18 Guard Tower
13:28 Scout Tower
13:30 Guard Tower
13:50 Scout Tower
13:52 Guard Tower
13:55 Farm
14:05 Guard Tower
14:07 Scout Tower
14:16 Farm
14:18 Scout Tower
14:20 Guard Tower
14:39 Scout Tower
14:41 Guard Tower
14:41 Guard Tower
15:08 Guard Tower
15:12 Scout Tower
15:23 Farm
15:53 Farm
18:26 Farm
18:27 Guard Tower
18:29 Farm
19:13 Farm
19:25 Farm
19:27 Scout Tower
20:01 Farm
20:14 Scout Tower
20:16 Guard Tower
22:52 Guard Tower
22:56 Scout Tower
22:58 Guard Tower
23:35 Scout Tower
23:37 Guard Tower
24:01 Scout Tower
24:03 Guard Tower
25:33 Guard Tower
25:35 Scout Tower
26:09 Scout Tower
26:11 Guard Tower
26:16 Scout Tower
27:40 Scout Tower
27:41 Guard Tower
28:27 Altar of Kings

» items

Scroll of Regeneration	2
Lesser Clarity Potion	3
Boots of Speed	1
Staff of Teleportation	1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability	2
Potion of Invisibility	1
Potion of Healing	1
Scroll of Town Portal	2

13 total

KnifeInTheBack (yellow | 50 APM | 1713 actions | 34:03)

9 Blademaster

3 Wind Walk
3 Critical Strike
1 Bladestorm
2 Mirror Image

» actions

Assign group hotkey	188
Basic commands	115
Build / train	59
Enter build submenu	61
Enter hero's abilities submenu	9
Give item / drop item	15
Right click	587
Select / deselect	321
Select group hotkey	222
Use ability	136

1713 total

» units

Peon	12
Grunt	4
Goblin Shredder	1
Goblin Zeppelin	1
Troll Batrider	2
Goblin Sapper	2
Wind Rider	3
Blue Dragon	1

26 total

» upgrades

Ranged Weapons	3
Armor	3
Envenomed Spears	1
Liquid Fire	1
Ensnare	1
Pillage	1
Reinforced Defenses	1
Troll Regeneration	1

12 total

» buildings

Orc Burrow	8
Altar of Storms	1
Barracks	1
Voodoo Lounge	1
Stronghold	1
Great Hall	3
War Mill	3
Fortress	1
Watch Tower	47
Beastiary	4

70 total

» build order

00:12 Orc Burrow
00:50 Altar of Storms
00:51 Barracks
01:09 Orc Burrow
01:42 Voodoo Lounge
02:49 Stronghold
03:56 Orc Burrow
05:03 Great Hall
06:22 Orc Burrow
06:26 War Mill
07:11 Fortress
07:39 Watch Tower
07:40 Watch Tower
07:41 Watch Tower
07:41 Watch Tower
08:46 Beastiary
08:47 Beastiary
08:48 Beastiary
08:54 Beastiary
09:05 War Mill
10:43 Great Hall
14:14 Watch Tower
14:16 Watch Tower
14:18 Watch Tower
14:20 Watch Tower
14:22 Watch Tower
15:23 Watch Tower
15:27 Watch Tower
15:29 Watch Tower
16:17 Watch Tower
16:17 Watch Tower
16:17 Watch Tower
16:22 Watch Tower
16:26 Watch Tower
16:29 Watch Tower
16:30 Watch Tower
16:32 Watch Tower
16:35 Watch Tower
18:09 Watch Tower
18:10 Watch Tower
18:12 Watch Tower
18:14 Watch Tower
18:15 Watch Tower
18:34 Watch Tower
18:34 Watch Tower
18:35 Watch Tower
18:36 Watch Tower
18:37 Watch Tower
18:37 Watch Tower
18:38 Watch Tower
18:39 Watch Tower
18:40 Watch Tower
18:43 Watch Tower
18:45 Watch Tower
18:46 Watch Tower
18:48 Watch Tower
18:49 Watch Tower
18:51 Watch Tower
19:00 War Mill
22:53 Orc Burrow
22:55 Orc Burrow
22:58 Orc Burrow
23:03 Orc Burrow
24:42 Watch Tower
24:42 Watch Tower
24:43 Watch Tower
24:44 Watch Tower
24:44 Watch Tower
32:36 Great Hall

» items

Healing Salve	4
Scroll of Town Portal	3
Orb of Lightning	1
Staff of Teleportation	1

9 total

neustart (orange | 97 APM | 3118 actions | 32:03)

7 Pandaren Brewmaster

3 Breath of Fire
2 Drunken Haze
1 Storm Earth and Fire
1 Drunken Brawler

» actions

Assign group hotkey	89
Basic commands	19
Build / train	114
Enter build submenu	18
Enter hero's abilities submenu	7
Give item / drop item	4
Remove unit from queue	8
Right click	1353
Select / deselect	291
Select group hotkey	1117
Use ability	98

3118 total

» units

Wisp	32
Archer	13
Goblin Zeppelin	1
Hippogryph	19
Chimaera	8

73 total

» upgrades

Nature's Blessing	1
Strength of the Wild	3
Reinforced Hides	3
Improved Bows	1
Well Spring	1
Corrosive Breath	1
Ultravision	1

11 total

» buildings

Moon Well	6
Ancient of War	1
Altar of Elders	1
Tree of Life	3
Ancient of Wonders	1
Tree of Ages	1
Hunter's Hall	1
Ancient of Wind	1
Tree of Eternity	3
Chimaera Roost	2

20 total

» build order

00:20 Moon Well
00:37 Ancient of War
01:15 Moon Well
01:32 Altar of Elders
03:57 Moon Well
04:34 Tree of Life
05:39 Ancient of Wonders
05:41 Tree of Ages
07:28 Hunter's Hall
07:29 Moon Well
08:28 Tree of Life
08:46 Ancient of Wind
08:49 Moon Well
09:45 Tree of Eternity
09:45 Tree of Eternity
12:15 Chimaera Roost
12:15 Chimaera Roost
17:33 Tree of Life
17:40 Moon Well

» items

Boots of Speed	1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability	1
Scroll of Town Portal	2
Potion of Healing	2
Potion of Mana	1
Lesser Clarity Potion	2
Staff of Preservation	1

10 total

team 2

(winner)

2n3 (teal | 62 APM | 1268 actions | 20:28)

3 Archmage

2 Summon Water Elemental
1 Brilliance Aura

1 Paladin

1 Holy Light

1 Mountain King

1 Storm Bolt

» actions

Assign group hotkey	20
Basic commands	20
Build / train	85
Enter build submenu	26
Enter hero's abilities submenu	5
Remove unit from queue	1
Right click	205
Select / deselect	245
Select group hotkey	602
Use ability	59

1268 total

» units

Peasant	19
Rifleman	17
Goblin Zeppelin	3
Goblin Shredder	1
Priest	4
Dragonhawk Rider	7
Gryphon Rider	5

56 total

» upgrades

Lumber Harvesting	1
Priest Training	2
Cloud	1
Storm Hammers	1
Armor	1
Swords	1

7 total

» buildings

Farm	16
Blacksmith	1
Barracks	1
Altar of Kings	2
Arcane Vault	2
Keep	2
Lumber Mill	1
Town Hall	3
Castle	1
Arcane Sanctum	1
Scout Tower	4
Gryphon Aviary	2
Arcane Tower	5

41 total

» build order

00:23 Farm
00:25 Farm
01:08 Blacksmith
01:27 Barracks
01:34 Altar of Kings
01:45 Farm
01:47 Farm
01:48 Farm
03:05 Arcane Vault
03:14 Arcane Vault
03:23 Farm
04:08 Keep
04:19 Lumber Mill
05:41 Town Hall
06:06 Farm
06:20 Farm
07:15 Castle
07:19 Arcane Sanctum
09:16 Scout Tower
09:17 Scout Tower
09:18 Scout Tower
09:21 Scout Tower
10:11 Gryphon Aviary
10:38 Gryphon Aviary
10:49 Arcane Tower
10:50 Arcane Tower
11:06 Arcane Tower
11:28 Arcane Tower
11:54 Arcane Tower
12:00 Farm
12:01 Farm
12:03 Farm
12:05 Farm
12:07 Farm
12:08 Farm
18:13 Town Hall
18:31 Altar of Kings
19:40 Town Hall
20:04 Keep
20:16 Farm
20:17 Farm

» Juliette (red | 51 APM | 1724 actions | 33:33)

5 Death Knight

3 Death Coil
2 Unholy Aura

6 Pit Lord

2 Cleaving Attack
3 Howl of Terror
1 Doom

1 Crypt Lord

1 Impale

3 Paladin

2 Devotion Aura
1 Divine Shield

» actions

Assign group hotkey	28
Basic commands	46
Build / train	67
Enter build submenu	24
Enter hero's abilities submenu	15
Give item / drop item	3
Right click	550
Select / deselect	364
Select group hotkey	539
Use ability	88

1724 total

» units

Acolyte	10
Ghoul	7
Crypt Fiend	9
Goblin Shredder	2
Frost Wyrm	3

31 total

» upgrades

Web	1
Ghoul Frenzy	1
Creature Attack	3
Creature Carapace	2
Freezing Breath	1
Burrow	1

9 total

» buildings

Graveyard	2
Crypt	3
Altar of Darkness	1
Ziggurat	14
Halls of the Dead	2
Necropolis	3
Black Citadel	1
Sacrificial Pit	1
Tomb of Relics	2
Boneyard	2
Nerubian Tower	3

34 total

» build order

00:54 Graveyard
00:56 Crypt
01:01 Altar of Darkness
01:05 Ziggurat
01:09 Ziggurat
01:17 Ziggurat
03:01 Halls of the Dead
03:02 Halls of the Dead
03:24 Ziggurat
05:08 Necropolis
06:24 Black Citadel
08:16 Sacrificial Pit
09:30 Ziggurat
09:32 Ziggurat
09:33 Ziggurat
09:36 Ziggurat
09:41 Tomb of Relics
10:20 Boneyard
10:23 Boneyard
10:27 Crypt
10:29 Crypt
10:51 Nerubian Tower
11:51 Ziggurat
12:00 Tomb of Relics
12:42 Graveyard
19:15 Ziggurat
19:17 Ziggurat
21:24 Nerubian Tower
24:34 Necropolis
25:33 Nerubian Tower
26:42 Necropolis
31:05 Ziggurat
31:06 Ziggurat
31:08 Ziggurat

» items

Boots of Speed	1
Orb of Corruption	1
Scroll of Town Portal	2

4 total

EDELMAN-VS-RICE (purple | 64 APM | 2164 actions | 34:03)

7 Blademaster

3 Wind Walk
3 Critical Strike
1 Bladestorm

» actions

Assign group hotkey	63
Basic commands	35
Build / train	74
Enter build submenu	36
Enter hero's abilities submenu	7
Give item / drop item	3
Remove unit from queue	3
Right click	746
Select / deselect	303
Select group hotkey	713
Use ability	181

2164 total

» units

Peon	15
Grunt	4
Goblin Shredder	2
Goblin Zeppelin	1
Wind Rider	1
Raider	3
Troll Batrider	12
Goblin Sapper	1

39 total

» upgrades

Ranged Weapons	2
Reinforced Defenses	1
Envenomed Spears	1
Armor	2
Ensnare	1
Melee Weapons	2

9 total

» buildings

Altar of Storms	2
Orc Burrow	11
Barracks	1
Voodoo Lounge	2
Stronghold	3
War Mill	2
Fortress	3
Beastiary	5
Great Hall	2
Watch Tower	48

79 total

» build order

00:07 Altar of Storms
00:17 Orc Burrow
00:39 Barracks
01:30 Orc Burrow
01:57 Voodoo Lounge
02:55 Stronghold
03:41 Orc Burrow
04:14 War Mill
05:05 Orc Burrow
06:03 Fortress
06:08 Beastiary
06:10 Beastiary
08:32 Great Hall
08:34 Watch Tower
08:34 Watch Tower
08:35 Watch Tower
08:35 Watch Tower
08:42 Watch Tower
08:42 Watch Tower
08:43 Watch Tower
08:44 Watch Tower
09:40 Watch Tower
09:51 Watch Tower
09:53 Watch Tower
09:54 Watch Tower
09:55 Watch Tower
12:18 Beastiary
12:23 Watch Tower
12:25 Watch Tower
15:27 Great Hall
15:29 Watch Tower
15:29 Watch Tower
15:29 Watch Tower
15:30 Watch Tower
15:30 Watch Tower
15:31 Watch Tower
15:31 Watch Tower
15:31 Watch Tower
16:39 Watch Tower
16:39 Watch Tower
16:39 Watch Tower
16:40 Watch Tower
16:40 Watch Tower
16:49 Watch Tower
16:49 Watch Tower
17:43 Stronghold
17:56 Watch Tower
17:56 Watch Tower
19:35 Beastiary
19:40 Beastiary
19:42 Stronghold
19:44 War Mill
20:05 Orc Burrow
20:05 Orc Burrow
20:08 Orc Burrow
20:28 Watch Tower
20:28 Watch Tower
20:29 Watch Tower
20:30 Watch Tower
20:31 Watch Tower
20:32 Watch Tower
20:33 Watch Tower
20:34 Watch Tower
20:35 Watch Tower
20:35 Watch Tower
21:36 Altar of Storms
23:04 Watch Tower
23:36 Voodoo Lounge
25:09 Fortress
25:31 Watch Tower
25:31 Watch Tower
25:32 Watch Tower
25:34 Watch Tower
25:36 Watch Tower
25:44 Fortress
26:14 Orc Burrow
26:18 Orc Burrow
27:13 Orc Burrow
27:14 Orc Burrow

» items

Healing Salve	1
Staff of Teleportation	1
Orb of Lightning	1
Potion of Mana	1
Lesser Clarity Potion	1
Scroll of Town Portal	1
Potion of Lesser Invulnerability	1
Boots of Speed	1

8 total

» brolly152 (pink | 43 APM | 873 actions | 20:23)

4 Crypt Lord

2 Carrion Beetles
2 Spiked Carapace

» actions

Assign group hotkey	25
Build / train	37
Enter build submenu	15
Enter hero's abilities submenu	4
Remove unit from queue	1
Right click	437
Select / deselect	215
Select group hotkey	116
Use ability	21

873 total

» units

Acolyte	2
Ghoul	7
Crypt Fiend	2
Obsidian Statue	2
Abomination	6

19 total

» upgrades

Unholy Strength	4
Unholy Armor	3
Web	0
Disease Cloud	1
Cannibalize	1

9 total

» buildings

Altar of Darkness	1
Ziggurat	7
Crypt	1
Graveyard	1
Halls of the Dead	1
Slaughterhouse	2
Black Citadel	1
Tomb of Relics	1

15 total

» build order

00:08 Altar of Darkness
00:12 Ziggurat
00:17 Crypt
01:32 Ziggurat
02:01 Graveyard
03:00 Halls of the Dead
04:48 Ziggurat
05:04 Ziggurat
05:34 Slaughterhouse
06:29 Slaughterhouse
07:23 Black Citadel
07:40 Tomb of Relics
07:59 Ziggurat
09:20 Ziggurat
09:34 Ziggurat

» items

Boots of Speed

1

1 total

Chat log

(00:25 / All) Blah: so. me thinks this is gonna be the game of mass noobs.
(00:33 / All) KnifeInTheBack: you chief among us
(00:39 / All) Juliette: should be an easy win then.
(00:42 / All) Blah: lol. i aint denying it.
(00:42 / All) Juliette: sorry for your loss
(00:46 / Allies) neustart: 4on4 has always been a noob game
(00:49 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: green if i want ur opinion ill ask for it
(00:56 / All) Blah: lol boy. make me.
(00:57 / All) KnifeInTheBack: 4v4 is the most skilled game type
(01:03 / All) KnifeInTheBack: It is where legends do battle
(01:10 / All) Blah: Exactly

(02:14 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: HODOR
(02:34 / All) Blah: For the Queen of Blades.
(02:43 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: for SANA STARK
(02:47 / All) Blah: who

(12:29 / Allies) meowmeowmi: wood?

(13:36 / Allies) neustart: why do i press tp...
(13:51 / Allies) neustart: okok im from europe
(13:57 / Allies) neustart: i should care the delay

(15:12 / Allies) meowmeowmi: no one has units?
(16:08 / Allies) KnifeInTheBack: help my basE?

(17:31 / Allies) KnifeInTheBack: lumber?
(17:41 / Allies) meowmeowmi: would be nice
(17:51 / Allies) neustart: gogogo
(17:59 / Allies) neustart: lets go there blue
(18:18 / All) KnifeInTheBack: yABBA DABBA DO

(19:28 / Allies) meowmeowmi: towers
(20:13 / Allies) neustart: y

(21:50 / All) Blah: STEAMROLL BIATCH

(24:04 / All) KnifeInTheBack: BLUE IS DINGUS
(24:32 / All) KnifeInTheBack: BLUE IS DINGUS
(24:58 / Allies) neustart: dont
(25:01 / Allies) neustart: let it die

(26:17 / All) KnifeInTheBack: BLUE IS DINGUS
(26:29 / Allies) neustart: where is your army guys?
(26:42 / Allies) Blah: 1) look at yellow. and in zep's
(26:55 / Allies) neustart: yeloow is noob
(27:05 / Allies) neustart: towers is NOT an army
(27:16 / Allies) neustart: or can u move yout towers here? xD

(28:52 / All) neustart: gg
(28:56 / All) neustart: yellow tamkilled
(29:03 / All) KnifeInTheBack: ORANGE IS DINGUS
(29:07 / All) neustart: LOOL
(29:13 / All) neustart: yellow killed ALL our units
(29:21 / All) neustart: nice skill ...
(29:32 / All) neustart: look his name
(29:34 / All) KnifeInTheBack: ORANGE DINGUS
(29:36 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: and here blue said it was anoob game
(29:44 / All) neustart: check his NAME
(29:47 / All) neustart: he is noob
(29:54 / All) neustart: he did NOTHING 30mins
(30:09 / All) KnifeInTheBack: CRY BABY CRY
(30:12 / All) neustart: and then mass air and snipe all our heroes
(30:14 / All) KnifeInTheBack: MAKE YOUR MOTHER SAD
(30:16 / Allies) meowmeowmi: "
(30:21 / All) neustart: y
(30:23 / All) KnifeInTheBack: YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER
(30:25 / All) meowmeowmi: this is the only place where he can vent a bit
(30:25 / All) KnifeInTheBack: SO CRY BABY CRY
(30:30 / All) neustart: he is a noob. thats all
(30:30 / All) Blah: ;p;
(30:32 / All) meowmeowmi: let him be a cunt
(30:44 / All) Blah: lol
(30:45 / All) neustart: i would act the same if i were that bad at RTS games
(30:49 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: im sorry green but u gotta throw in the towel
(30:55 / All) KnifeInTheBack: You are bad
(31:00 / All) KnifeInTheBack: chippo not skilled
(31:02 / All) Blah: thanks to faggots like you two.
(31:07 / All) meowmeowmi: he is coming for me because he knows it
(31:17 / All) meowmeowmi: what a bitter human being
(31:19 / All) neustart: poor boy
(31:29 / Allies) KnifeInTheBack: lol
(31:36 / All) KnifeInTheBack: speak for yourself
(31:43 / All) KnifeInTheBack: I've got a beautiful hand

(33:39 / All) KnifeInTheBack: who wins?
(33:45 / All) KnifeInTheBack: let's stats
(33:45 / All) EDELMAN-VS-RICE: i say my team
(34:02 / All) KnifeInTheBack: Aight